I have a terrible plan

Kinja'd!!! "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
08/21/2016 at 18:17 • Filed to: he's lost it this time

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It involves an auction, a 14 hour drive, belief in the description of “runs and drives fine,” and getting it registered and titled in this state with a minimum of fuss. Great idea, or greatest idea?


DISCUSSION (19)


Kinja'd!!! Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
08/21/2016 at 18:18

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greaterest idea


Kinja'd!!! JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
08/21/2016 at 18:25

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It would make a great Oppo story


Kinja'd!!! random001 > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
08/21/2016 at 18:25

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Greatest!


Kinja'd!!! S65 > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
08/21/2016 at 18:27

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Do it


Kinja'd!!! Svend > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
08/21/2016 at 18:28

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What could possibly go wrong, it sounds like it’s in the bag already.

Go for it and make us proud.


Kinja'd!!! TheHondaBro > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
08/21/2016 at 18:28

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Tercel?


Kinja'd!!! My X-type is too a real Jaguar > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
08/21/2016 at 18:29

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Do you have a Cell Phone? Do you have AAA? Do you have 3 days off? Yes? You have all you need.


Kinja'd!!! Out, but with a W - has found the answer > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
08/21/2016 at 18:32

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¯\_()_/¯


Kinja'd!!! lone_liberal > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
08/21/2016 at 18:33

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As long as you bring pliers, a screwdriver, a hammer, some duct tape and bribe money you should be golden.


Kinja'd!!! Batman the Horse > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
08/21/2016 at 18:33

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Don’t be coy. Let’s see this rustbag.


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > My X-type is too a real Jaguar
08/21/2016 at 18:43

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Yes
No
No

That’s a HOF batting average though


Kinja'd!!! My X-type is too a real Jaguar > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
08/21/2016 at 18:47

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To be honest I'm surprised so few people have AAA or some other roadside assistance I've had AAA for 20+ years and it is so helpful when you drive and by hoopties.


Kinja'd!!! LongbowMkII > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
08/21/2016 at 19:01

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Depends on the prize.


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Batman the Horse
08/21/2016 at 19:07

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Will get photos this week


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > TheHondaBro
08/21/2016 at 19:10

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If you can find (a good) one, let me know


Kinja'd!!! Dru > My X-type is too a real Jaguar
08/22/2016 at 08:42

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I have something similar though Hagerty insurance with my ‘85 4Runner. It’s not as comprehensive as AAA, and the insurance policy itself limits me to 5000 miles per year anyway, but I can get towed. However I agree AAA is a great investment for people who keep older cars.


Kinja'd!!! My X-type is too a real Jaguar > Dru
08/22/2016 at 08:46

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One tow will pay your AAA for a year.


Kinja'd!!! Dru > My X-type is too a real Jaguar
08/22/2016 at 11:59

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What does the annual membership cost?


Kinja'd!!! My X-type is too a real Jaguar > Dru
08/22/2016 at 12:09

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$122 for the most expensive with 400 total miles of towing a year.